7. The Happy End

- Sarkozy: Oh lalá, we have been deceived and kidnapped into an old men’s residence.
- Rajoy: Let’s play Ouija, the spirits can help us go back where we belong.
Crickets sound
- Chávez: Shut up!
- Pope: Well, Ouija sometimes works.
- Aznar: But what are we doing here?
- Pope: Spirits show yourselves!
- Aznar: Mariano, move the token!
- Rajoy: No, I am scared!
- Pope: Stop! Spirits, if you are here reveal.
When the lights came back...
- Chávez: Who did it?
- Sarkozy: I don’t know
- Pope: It was the spirit!